1: THE ONE-UPPER

Remember when bullies used to tie shoes together and throw them up on electrical lines? No? Well, it happened...in the movies mostly. This one-upper was one hell of a bully. O'doyle rules!

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2: HERE'S YOUR SIGN

Taking bets! Was this a random occurrence? Or a student driver? Either way, that driver should probably get new glasses, or work on their reading comprehension...god help us all......

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3: THAT DOESN'T GO THERE

Not sure if they were trying out for Jurassic Park or Harry Potter, but they nailed auditions! If they don't get the part, I don't imagine they will have any issues branching out from here.

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4: BUNDLED INSURANCE

Auto insurance, or home owners? Or maybe the wife wanted a sky light and the husband wanted a convertible, so this was their compromise. This is truley the key to a happy marriage.

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5: Parking for TWO

I despise when self entitled drivers take up muliple parking spots, but this driver is taking that a step further. Apparently to this tetris master, one parking spot is plenty of room for 2 or 3 cars.

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6: HIGHER UPS

I don't know why my wife is complaining, she said she wanted a seat close to the railing with a view. Her seat can't get much closer than this! Makes for a quick getaway when we dine and ditch too.

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7: FRAME SLIDE

Worker: "You're supposed to drive here."
Guy in white shirt: "Have you never played Tony Hawk? That's a perfect grind! Slowing down to talk to you, I'm about to lose my combo!"

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8: NO DUMPING ALLOWED

Sometimes there's signs that you're about to get dumped. Some see these signs coming a mile away and try to find a way to avoid this tragic outcome...while others are just this guy dumb.

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9: Room with a view

There's nothing like waking up to some jerk shine his headlights in your bedroom window. Especially when they have those ungoldly bright lights. If you think I'm talking about you, then I probably am.

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10: car POOL lane

Sometimes when your engine is overheating, you gotta do what you gotta do. this is NOT the thing you gotta do. At least aim for a cheap above ground pool! You can't afford this accident.

PHOTO: Twitter Pasadena Fire Department