1: BEST CUSTOMER EVER!

Personally, my business motto is the less customers, the better! People are way too people for me. Typically though, in a situation like this, it's probably just Karen...and no one wants that clean up on aisle 4

2: UP & DOWN

Patient:  Dr, it hurts around the entrance

Dr: And it will continue to hurt until you stop calling it an entrance

3: We're going streaking!

A comedian posted this nice little set up for me. Thanks Jeff A 🤘😁🤘

5: Yes please

I like long walks off short piers. A 40oz of Old English on a cool night, sitting around a camp fire. And I love when a woman goes to the gym regularly, to sit in the corner for an hour, making weird faces.

6: Kill the messenger

And before she knew it, there were sausages flying at her from every direction! Bobbing and weaving like a boxer in round 1, she tried to avoid them all. However, at times it proved too difficult...RIP DMs

7: burnhop.com

Someone go warn Becky that the dryer isnt big enough for her to climb into. Hurry up, before her step brother gets home from his viagra appointment, or your step Mom gets home from her yoga class!

8: I'll grab the camera

I like my place a certain way and cleaner than it generally is. But I'm not one to judge someone for having a simple set up. If it's a solid connection, things like this don't matter. Besides, it's what's on the inside that counts

9: You can't afford it

$40 AND there's chocolate?! I'll take that one

10: NARF!

Same thing we do every night, try and get strip searched by customs.