The Fortune Cookie provides instant, fun, and sometimes motivational messages. Kinda like a fortune cookie.

Click the button below to open your fortune cookie! Each click gives you a new fun prediction or message to brighten your day!

May the fortune be with you...unless it sucks...

Be sure to check out the Magic 8-Ball next!

FORTUNE COOKIE

Things to understand about this Fortune Cookie Tool:
   This fortune cookie is NOT edible.
   Fortunes are not guaranteed. If they were, the only fortune would be "You will inherit billions of dollars!"
   It is not recommended to live by these fortunes. Although, if you do, I highly recommend starting a reality TV series and/or social media stream, recording everything for my amusement.